Why Beer is Better than a Woman

Soory for duplication, I posted this somewhere and realized later that its right place is here. I thought some of you out there may be interested with the following stuff:

1. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another
2. When you go to a bar, you know that can always pick up a beer
3. A beer can't get upset when you come home and have beer on your breath
4. You don't have to wine and dine with a beer
5. If you pour beer right, you can always get a good head
6. Hangovers go away
7. When you are finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
8. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
9. A beer always goes down easy
10. You can share a beer with your friends
11. Beer is always wet
12. You always know you are the first to pop a beer
13. A frigid beer is a good beer
14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty
15. You can enjoy beer all month long


Some relevant quotable quotes on beer:

1. He was a wise man who invented beer. -- Plato

2. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza! -- Dave Barry

3. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin Franklin

4. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. --Kaiser Wilhelm

5. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -- Dave Barry

6. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. -- Deep Thought, Jack Handy

7. I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer! -- Homer Simpson

The original source is not known.

MK,did something happen between you and a woman that made you have issues with women or is DISSING Women how you get your Kicks?Just an observation.Usually I ignore your posts but today I will say it.You need Help.Maybe Nyumba should find you a good woman.A really good woman.

You have women in your life dont you?

Your mother
Your Sisters
Your Grandmother,
Your Female friends
Maybe Nieces
Your Aunts
Is this How you See your Mother?How would she feel if she knew her son posted this?Forget writing it BUT POSTING.

YOUR Mother Mpiga Kura.Would you rather your father had picked a bottle of beer instead of your mother?

Next time you post anything dissing women,think about your MOTHER.Dont get me wrong.Its not her fault.Like Gikuyu said,Guciara Uuru ti kwenda kwa Mwene.May God show you the light.May He give you Your Promised Land.Then maybe you can find peace when it comes to women.

Tia Thoguo na Nyukwa.The only commadment with a promise.Niguo matuku maku mongerereke.When you diss women like that,thats not how you show that you respect your mother.

Reminds me of this bully in my village.We called him ndiangui.he once said that girls are like cows.Then one day,me and other village kids,boys and girls were at the milk depo waiting for the milk truck.Ndiang'uis mother passed by and asked if we had seen him.We said no.A little while later,ndiangui showed up.For reasons I did not understand,I said,hey,Ndiag'ui,THAT COW YOU CALL MOM WAS HERE LOOKING FOR YOU.He was ranting and raving Mad wanting to beat me up for calling his mom a Cow.The other boys stopped him and said,NO She didn't.You did.You tell us all girls are cows.That includes your mother!

So whatever you post here about women,please remember.That includes your mother.

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So whatever you post here about women,please remember.That includes your mother.

Tell him, Nyina.

Honestly your post sucks just like wa b has explained!

How dare you compare women with beer am sure your mother deserves more than that and i suggest that if anybody knows your mom to print out this and take it to her and see how she reacts shame on you and sit on it this comment is so barbaric!!!.

Easy Nyumba,
Mpiga Kura is only duplicating a poster I have seen in a number of Bars in nairobi. I guess he intended it for amusement. Let us enjoy the piece for its laughter and not make a big issue out of it. We should not take it seriously.

There are two kinds of people in this Planet.Those who get it and those who don't.There is nothing to laugh about when anyone disrespects your mother or your wife for the married ones.Is this where we say that because others are wearing it so should my children?Me think not.Like my Mama says,God Bless her,Riu ni itheru ihunyuku.

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Like my Mama says,God Bless her,Riu ni itheru ihunyuku.

And my mama tells us, "itheru inene ni mehia".
I honestly didn't see the joke here. Don't blame my funny bone, the piece is not funny.

This is a topic i will not focus my energies on.

Nyina wa B and others,

I really sympathise with mpiga kura. To be fair to the man, i have seen that piece posted in so many places, in Nairobi.Just go to hooters, pizza garden, boulevard today and you will find it there. Mpiga kura's might not necessarily subscribe to such kind of thinking. He might have innocently posted it here without much thought.

Lets counsel him without necessarily being too harsh on him. I am sure he respects women just as most of us do.Since he is not the author of the article, lets just forgive him for now and advise him to post more gender compliant material.

I am sure we dont want some of us to feel unwanted and unwelcome.That is my take good people

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Originally posted by Paka Mwitu "Alley Cat":
Nyina wa B and others,

I really sympathise with mpiga kura. To be fair to the man, i have seen that piece posted in so many places, in Nairobi.Just go to hooters, pizza garden, boulevard today and you will find it there. Mpiga kura's might not necessarily subscribe to such kind of thinking. He might have innocently posted it here without much thought.

Lets counsel him without necessarily being too harsh on him. I am sure he respects women just as most of us do.Since he is not the author of the article, lets just forgive him for now and advise him to post more gender compliant material.

I am sure we dont want some of us to feel unwanted and unwelcome.That is my take good people

As much as we want to accomodate each other, we should also be sensitive to each other's feelings, and why are you apologising on his behalf Mbaka?? Has it occurred to you we might be accomodative at the expense of some of us here, so we let new ppple in by chasing away the old ones?? am sooooo out of here

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Originally posted by Wakabutha:
As much as we want to accomodate each other, we should also be sensitive to each other's feelings, and why are you apologising on his behalf Mbaka?? Has it occurred to you we might be accomodative at the expense of some of us here, so we let new ppple in by chasing away the old ones?? am sooooo out of here

My good sister Wakabutha,

I dont hold brief for Mpiga kura.Neither was i apologising on his behalf. I dont support his sentiments either. I value and respect our women wholesale. I was just suggesting that we forgive him for now,that we bury the matter and move on. Unless you let him understand his mistake in a positive manner, he may never learn.

I dont want to loose you either. Please stay and change the forum from within. Your input is greatly needed.

leo ni kubaya , i'm not saying anyhthing. let me run....

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Originally posted by Paka Mwitu "Alley Cat":
Nyina wa B and others,

I really sympathise with mpiga kura. To be fair to the man, i have seen that piece posted in so many places, in Nairobi.Just go to hooters, pizza garden, boulevard today and you will find it there. Mpiga kura's might not necessarily subscribe to such kind of thinking. He might have innocently posted it here without much thought.

Lets counsel him without necessarily being too harsh on him. I am sure he respects women just as most of us do.Since he is not the author of the article, lets just forgive him for now and advise him to post more gender compliant material.

I am sure we dont want some of us to feel unwanted and unwelcome.That is my take good people

Nyau,sympathise,be fair?I call the way we have responded to him fair.It could go the other way really.The way that would be straight outta hell.We are not going there cause dare I say,we are out of this world and very proud of it.Yes.Decent minds.

Nyau,wewe toboa siri.Wee unajua hii jamaa?Mwambie he is such a coward.he can not even defend his honor.What kind of a man is he?Or at least try to explain like you and Sajini are that it is all over bars in Nairobi.
Please tell him to leave whats in the bar in the bar.
Now I see why those drunks in Naii treat women the way they do.
Thank you though for talking on his behalf.Tell him though that he is Lower than Low.If he was not,he would be here explaining.Its about time he stopped his war on women.Tell him to be a Man,well,if he is one and fight with someone of his own calibre.Really Low C.

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Originally posted by kaliz:
leo ni kubaya , i'm not saying anyhthing. let me run....

Kaliz, nguga otawe uyu mwanake koruo ni handu,aya mumbi achiarire, mangia haka mata mamunyite ta thua ndangiatigara.
Ngii Ndune wiyumbukire utanakong'orio na moiko umuthi ni kuhiu!!!!