A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.

The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."

The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new stereo VCR and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."

The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested he profits, which continued to multiply, and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."

The young man was very impressed by all their responses. He then gave long and careful consideration... and finally married the one with the largest breasts.

Mpigakura,
Slow down teacher, you have come too much - kahora mwarimu, ni woka muno!

sisemi kitu

but i can bet the one with big breasts is not the one who invested the money!!!!

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sisemi kitu

but i can bet the one with big breasts is not the one who invested the money!!!!

And are you still maintaining husemi kitu?

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And are you still maintaining husemi kitu?

it was so intriguing for me to keep quiet. .....i mean the size

LOL LOL LOL! I thought I'd learn something from this!

I agree, am sure the BIG breasted one is not the one who invested.

hiyo ni kali ,mpiga kura ,i think the story has not come to an end .

Karumba, seems like we have some few things in common

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sisemi kitu

but i can bet the one with big breasts is not the one who invested the money!!!!

Kúira nguraró ní kúimbírwo.

Me too


Haro ni ya muka uri ihii!

This one seems like a riddle...taura please!

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This one seems like a riddle...taura please!

Titus, what do you need tauruoed?

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Titus, what do you need tauruoed?

Ngunjiri Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!


haro ni ya muka uri ihii!

Titus, i agree with Ngunjiri, there is no hidden meaning anywhere so you dont need to be gutaurirwod (never mind the spelling) unless otherwise stated (which i wont state) if there is please point am sure Ngunjiri will gladly do it.

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Originally posted by kariuki wa kihia**:
sisemi kitu

but i can bet the one with big breasts is not the one who invested the money!!!!

she must be the one according to me,ask why?i ave a prophecy!!!

mataûro makwa nî ta ûû,

...andû aingî mateaga mbaû mûno mona maûndû mega iniûru-inî... i.e. boobs. kanda ngûîciria nîyariganîirwo ya kûrîo ndîroragwo magego(not to be taken out of context).

I bet you he lived to regret.