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"Nyina wa Hazel"
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Hahahaha..she see's this post she will kill me ...but then she was once asked by Wa Kihia to put a speed governor on her throat ...that totally kiled me...

hahahahaBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin....
by the way, wakanyugi, when you guys met,i think Wangu was trying to call me... we could have talked.well,maybe next time.

i'll quote mwangi kimani(the saturday after you had met),
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i am totally drunk.i hope i get home safe

Big GrinBig Grin you guys DO need speed govenors for real.


hehehehe..well I dont think I do..maybe the rest do Big Grin Big Grin....maybe Wangu was trying to call you...coz we were calling like everyone...and if he did get through to you am sure he didnt utter any coherent word Big Grin...We even called Wa Kariuki...and am the ONLY ONE who spoke sense on behalf of everyone Big Grin....the rest were lets say...the correct words would be TOTALLY INEBRIATED.
 
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"Nyina wa Hazel"
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Hey Maria, just realized you are now a platinum member! 3rd after Ngunjiri and Kihia, and 1st lady!! hugs and congrats, way to go sisiter, we are right behind you...


Congrats Maria.....go girl! We are right behind you.... Smiler
 
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"Nyina wa Hazel"
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what?!?@?@#?#$??$Confused talk about the pot calling the kettle black?!!! Maria, be ye not deceived!! that is the shark/fish itself talking!! i wonder if it is under water as it speaks!!

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i saw Wagatere's photos... her friends are so much like her so,i guess Wakanyugi is guilty of chargeBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin

Wagatere made me take smirnoff(is that right?)...and am not the drinking type so, wakanyugi, you that tight with her, girl, you must be like her reflection in a mirror(that similar)Big Grin


Maria; well those are just pictures; I can assure you Wagatere is my very good friend yes...but am also not the drinking type Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin..ask Wa Kihia; Kimani; Wangu; Wambo Mbugua...even Wagatere herself....am sure they will surely concur with me.
 
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hehehehe..well I dont think I do..maybe the rest do ....maybe Wangu was trying to call you...coz we were calling like everyone...and if he did get through to you am sure he didnt utter any coherent word ...We even called Wa Kariuki...and am the ONLY ONE who spoke sense on behalf of everyone ....the rest were lets say...the correct words would be TOTALLY INEBRIATED.

Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin
you guys r like soo unbelievable.
Wangu must have been drunk. he must have.
 
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Maria; well those are just pictures; I can assure you Wagatere is my very good friend yes...but am also not the drinking type ..ask Wa Kihia; Kimani; Wangu; Wambo Mbugua...even Wagatere herself....am sure they will surely concur with me.


Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin look at the names of the people she chose to defend her!! Maria am sure you met all those guys and watched how they guzzled, besides she says they were all what was that word again inebriated or something?
if she mentioned Ngunjiri to defend her i would listen!!


"It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
 
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"Nyina wa Hazel"
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Maria; well those are just pictures; I can assure you Wagatere is my very good friend yes...but am also not the drinking type ..ask Wa Kihia; Kimani; Wangu; Wambo Mbugua...even Wagatere herself....am sure they will surely concur with me.


Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin look at the names of the people she chose to defend her!! Maria am sure you met all those guys and watched how they guzzled, besides she says they were all what was that word again inebriated or something?
if she mentioned Ngunjiri to defend her i would listen!!


Big Grin Big Grin...I said ALL the rest apart from ME....am sure Ngunjiri can also defend me..he can confirm from my defenders the truth...and he can confidently say I don't guzzle and frequent dens of inequities....
 
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...I said ALL the rest apart from ME....am sure Ngunjiri can also defend me..he can confirm from my defenders the truth...and he can confidently say I don't guzzle and frequent dens of inequities....


Ngunjiri was not there to begin with and besides if he was to confirm he would have to ask your croonies who were probably too high to know anything and if they did, you would bribe them with a drink or two!! then they will quickly come to your defence Big Grin but dont worry... but maybe just for the record i will ask


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hehehehe..well I dont think I do..maybe the rest do ....maybe Wangu was trying to call you...coz we were calling like everyone...and if he did get through to you am sure he didnt utter any coherent word ...We even called Wa Kariuki...and am the ONLY ONE who spoke sense on behalf of everyone ....the rest were lets say...the correct words would be TOTALLY INEBRIATED.

Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin
you guys r like soo unbelievable.
Wangu must have been drunk. he must have.

Yess maria i was drunk bt not out,you know wat
"The most important thing to remedy abt drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non drunks.They spend alot of time talking in pubs,unlike the workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions,who never develop their higher spiritual values,who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does" Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
 
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am sure Wakanyuge has said amen to that and i say shindwo!!


"It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
 
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[QUOTE]Maria; well those are just pictures; I can assure you Wagatere is my very good friend yes...but am also not the drinking type ..ask Wa Kihia; Kimani; Wangu; Wambo Mbugua...even Wagatere herself....am sure they will surely concur with me.


Wakanyugi,i said telling the truth is the best tactic,to win ladies,wakariuki confirm this.
wakanyugi you are a guzzler,no lie.

Wangu dont have a drinking problem except when i cant get a drink


It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
 
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Wakanyugi,i said telling the truth is the best tactic,to win ladies,wakariuki confirm this.
wakanyugi you are a guzzler,no lie.

Wangu dont have a drinking problem except when i cant get a drink


i confirm and agree 100% Wangu, say the truth any day and you got yourself a woman (if thats what you want) no, maybe i should speak for myself, i love the truth anyday even if it hurts like it sometimes does. like that info you just unleashed about your drinking... thats sad Wangu, if there is something i could do to change that, believe me i would invest time and resouces if need be to help (very serious about this)
so Wakanyuge, your fist cronie has rukad you (what goes around comes around.. uliruka Kihia sasa umerukwo)


"It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
 
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"Nyina wa Hazel"
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wakanyugi you are a guzzler,no lie.


Wangu we...tiga guthukiria ritwa furi....riaku riathukire tene LOL...na kuma omothe...nidashenjia...your not my mentor anymore----nyef nyef
 
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Yess maria i was drunk bt not out,you know wat
"The most important thing to remedy abt drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non drunks.They spend alot of time talking in pubs,unlike the workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions,who never develop their higher spiritual values,who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does"

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am sure Wakanyuge has said amen to that and i say shindwo!!

me too. ShindwoBig Grin
 
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your not my mentor anymore----nyef nyef

wangu a mentor?Confused you guys must have been like so high.
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maybe i should speak for myself, i love the truth anyday even if it hurts like it sometimes does. like that info you just unleashed about your drinking... thats sad Wangu, if there is something i could do to change that, believe me i would invest time and resouces if need be to help (very serious about this)

good thinking.such lifestyle shouldnt be encouraged.
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so Wakanyuge, your fist cronie has rukad you (what goes around comes around.. uliruka Kihia sasa umerukwo)

Big GrinBig GrinBig Grinpoor wakanyuge

wa kariuki, do you drink at all? even just a bit?
 
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guys,
back to the main topic: BIG BROTHER!
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hey guys,
if we were asked to enter this "BIG BROTHER KIKUYU.COM", would you join?
I wouldCool
and say we got in as we are here, what would people be like?
who would shower with their clothes on?(i wouldBig Grinunless no cameras in the bathrooms)
who wouldnt make their bed?
who wouldnt want to clean?
who wouldnt want to share?
who wouldnt want to cook?
who would take alcohol like a problem(if u know what i meanWink)
who would make the loudest noise?
which two people would share a bed(Gaetano, Abby styleBig Grin)
who would be the "mother"(cherise)?
who would feel like he is always being picked on?(Sammy)
....?

who would big brother be? i wonder why dont we ever get to know who he is?
 
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