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Dr Wamaitu**
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Suppose u were told that the big bro has been watching u for the last two months for anything that u have been doing in the following places kitchen,bathroom,toilet,bedroom,balcony,swimming pool,garden,maid bedroom,kids bedroom,club,tableroom,office,office toilet,kinyozi,salon and in ur car and wants to release the tape to ur pals which area wld u not like him to release and give reason.

for me its kinyozi coz i sleep and swimming poll coz i don know how to swim

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Suppose u were told that the big bro has been watching u for the last two months for anything that u have been doing in the following places kitchen,bathroom,toilet,bedroom,balcony,swimming pool,garden,maid bedroom,kids bedroom,club,tableroom,office,office toilet,kinyozi,salon and in ur car and wants to release the tape to ur pals which area wld u not like him to release and give reason.

for me its kinyozi coz i sleep and swimming poll coz i don know how to swim


toilet,kitchen,bedroom.

Toilet bcoz i do alot of concentrations,wen annoyed i make my fon call there,when i want to apologise to anyone i do it there and plis i mean toilet ya home!!!
Kitchen bcoz i leave it if my tammy is full having eaten hata weetabix.

Bedroom bcoz i do all sort of thngs there.....no descriptions here


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Dr Wamaitu**
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toilet,kitchen,bedroom.


Bedroom bcoz i do all sort of thngs there.....no descriptions here


ha ha wangu be specific big bro is watching u


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kariúki wa kíhia
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1.The bathroom!!!
2.The club i wouldnt want to watch myself dance
salsa
3.mhhhh and the Salon/barbershop





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WA KAUMBIKI!!
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in the bathroom coz of the various faces i make at myself in the mirror,when i remember some episodes of the previous day.
u might just meet me mimicking someone i know?
"i might start saing thibuni(spoon)like my dear driend kamangu.
 
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WA KAUMBIKI!!
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pliz wangu,wouldnt like you to call me when ur in the toilet?hata kama nitawahi kukukosea.aki ya nani,i will first be confirming where ur before talking much on the fone,coz i might just start hearing some strange noises.
no hards feelings?
 
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kariúki wa kíhia
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Pato. just like i thot.

wangu ndukanahurire thimu wi kioro





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Ngûnjiri®
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1.The bathroom!!!
2.The club i wouldnt want to watch myself dance
salsa
3.mhhhh and the Salon/barbersho


Kariuki,
that's why mnaanguka mtihani- you don't follow instructions! The instructions say:
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...which area wld u not like him to release and give reason

K


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kariúki wa kíhia
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thawa thawa

Bathroom- ndingienda andu mone ngiyoga tondu rimwe ni nyingiraga bafu ngacabacabia maai ngacoka ngamaita ndiyugithitie uria ndanogoka nikwiyoga
Club- ndingienda andu mone uria ngoragwo na ndugu na waitress a irabu. no ndugu iyo ndikiraga nja wa kirabu
Salon/barbershop- haria nyenjagirwo mundu arikia kwenjwo ni ahuragwo ka mathanji ni muhiki ukoragwo ho na ni atumaga ciíga ciakwa cinogoke wega muno





CONFIDENCE is trying to fart when you are suffering fron diarrhoea ... Robert Mugabe
 
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Dr Wamaitu**
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by wangu wa makeri:
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Toilet bcoz i do alot of concentrations,wen annoyed i make my fon call there,when i want to apologise to anyone i do it there and plis i mean toilet ya home!!!
QUOTE]

Next time u call me i will not answer u till u confirm where ur


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Dr Wamaitu**
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Originally posted by kariuki wa kihia**:
thawa thawa

Bathroom- ndingienda andu mone ngiyoga tondu rimwe ni nyingiraga bafu ngacabacabia maai ngacoka ngamaita ndiyugithitie uria ndanogoka nikwiyoga
Club- ndingienda andu mone uria ngoragwo na ndugu na waitress a irabu. no ndugu iyo ndikiraga nja wa kirabu
Salon/barbershop- haria nyenjagirwo mundu arikia kwenjwo ni ahuragwo ka mathanji ni muhiki ukoragwo ho na ni atumaga ciíga ciakwa cinogoke wega muno


ur crazy u have made me laugh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah a


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Suppose u were told that the big bro has been watching u for the last two months for anything that u have been doing in the following places kitchen,bathroom,toilet,bedroom,balcony,swimming pool,garden,maid bedroom,kids bedroom,club,tableroom,office,office toilet,kinyozi,salon and in ur car and wants to release the tape to ur pals which area wld u not like him to release and give reason.

I'm cleanSmiler
anywhere and any time. If you dont mind the nudity.Big Grin but what hasnt anybody seen?
Nothing to hide.
 
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Mbugua wa Wambui
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Bathroom jameni,
túrúímbo túría nyinaga ngíthamba kwanja twa múgithi no tuguthekie muno,ta úmuthi nyinire ga kamande karia kaugaga uhoro wa githuruari kiari na mihuko mííngí agigitua gía kúhuraga nyumba! ha ha ha
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Originally posted by Maria:
[QUOTE]Suppose u were told that the big bro has been watching u for the last two months for anything that u have been doing in the following places kitchen,bathroom,toilet,bedroom,balcony,swimming pool,garden,maid bedroom,kids bedroom,club,tableroom,office,office toilet,kinyozi,salon and in ur car and wants to release the tape to ur pals which area wld u not like him to release and give reason.

I'm cleanSmiler


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Bathroom jameni,
túrúímbo túría nyinaga ngíthamba kwanja twa múgithi no tuguthekie muno,ta úmuthi nyinire ga kamande karia kaugaga uhoro wa githuruari kiari na mihuko mííngí agigitua gía kúhuraga nyumba! ha ha ha

hahahaha(i go it translated)
now,i would love to watch this episode.Big GrinBig Grin

mugithi songs must be very popular.i still havent met courier so dont know what the songs are aboutFrowner
 
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mugithi songs must be very popular.i still havent met courier so dont know what the songs are about




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