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"Ithe wa Njeri"
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ACRONYMS GONE REALLY BAD

Focus On Gender Organization Thru Housing And Regional Integration - FOGOTHARI

Japanese International Networking Group For Africa - JINGA

Kenya United Brethren Against Fraudulent Undertakings - KUBAFU

United Management Board For Women In Agriculture - UMBWA

St. Thomas University Of Public International Diplomacy - ******

National UnderGraduates Union - NUGU

Fred Alama Legal Agency - FALA

Sacred Heart Ebenezer North Zone Institute - SHENZI





CONFIDENCE is trying to fart when you are suffering fron diarrhoea ... Robert Mugabe
 
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Wa kihia, Ati wee niwe chaimani wa nugu, na wathomeite Thitiupiti? Big Grin Big Grin


Emotions are the greatest enemy of rational arguments
 
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"Ithe wa Njeri"
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gaka kangi haha ka newton

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.





CONFIDENCE is trying to fart when you are suffering fron diarrhoea ... Robert Mugabe
 
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he he wakihia-njohokete muno


Utarugaga egwatagia nja iina mahiga!
 
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ACRONYMS GONE REALLY BAD

Focus On Gender Organization Thru Housing And Regional Integration - FOGOTHARI

Japanese International Networking Group For Africa - JINGA

Kenya United Brethren Against Fraudulent Undertakings - KUBAFU

United Management Board For Women In Agriculture - UMBWA

St. Thomas University Of Public International Diplomacy - ******

National UnderGraduates Union - NUGU

Fred Alama Legal Agency - FALA

Sacred Heart Ebenezer North Zone Institute - SHENZI


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