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<PGithinji>
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...hmm..No wonder He cannot stay away from women. Guess if I was in his shoes I wouldnt either.
 
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Swaziland!...
 
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So, Kariuki wa kihia,
Is it true that you too are of the Dlamini Dynasty and that you could be the next Ngwenyama of Swaziland, HM King Mswati IV?
 
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Thse girls are supposed to be virgins, but some looked hardened by 'things of the world' or maybe the name virgin has a diffrent meaning


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I am not in a position to comment at the moment.I will come back later
 
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Yes!!! In the first picture(of the girls) Second from left(next to the one waving).
Grant me a wish and i will have no second thoughts!!

..........i would kick out the one waving her hand.doesnt look like she's a virgin to me.

OOHH men, gotta go down south Cool


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Originally posted by kariuki wa kihia:

Grant me a wish and i will have no second thoughts!!

..........i would kick out the one waving her hand.doesnt look like she's a virgin to me.

OOHH men, gotta go down south Cool


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kihia i agree with u here lakini i cannot see any virgin among all of them may b second virginity.
when is the occassion?


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kihia make a wish facing swaziland n it will come true. does king mswati have a website?


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kihia make a wish facing swaziland n it will come true. does king mswati have a website?

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin





CONFIDENCE is trying to fart when you are suffering fron diarrhoea ... Robert Mugabe
 
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Originally posted by sajini:
Thse girls are supposed to be virgins, but some looked hardened by 'things of the world' or maybe the name virgin has a diffrent meaning


Quite interesting Sajini....kindly tell us the criterion you have used to determine who's a virging and who's not....is it something you have seen? Big Grin Big Grin

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..........i would kick out the one waving her hand.doesnt look like she's a virgin to me.


whats has virginity and waving the hand got to do with each other....umetumia criteria gani to determine she aint?

Wa kihia n Sajini kindly answer me ....am very curoius.
 
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Wakanyugi.....my instincts. they are never wrong Wink





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Wakihia,

I think you (jointly with others i dare not name in this forum) have been paid to drive the old folks like myself away. I cant stand pictures of naked young girls. I think its time i also retired and pave way to young turks (read wangu and wakihia). I however do understand your excitement for i was there 20 years ago. I am surprised jane and Nyina Wa Bhakita have not condemned these pictures.

Wakihia, you need to relocate to swaziland. I admire your newly acquired skills of virginity testing. When we were young, we innocently thought that the bigger the "dashboard" the many sexual encounters a girl had. I also heard myth of "sagging calabashes" and association with sexual encounters but am Gyna friend of mind attaches no association at all.

Finaly, a big shindwe to you for insinuating that i walked back home. Once again shindwe!!! Mad Mad


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Paka, dont leave now. Remeber you promised us some choma which upto now is somewhere along Mandera-Nairobi rd on the 'carrier' of an old Bedford. We are still waiting for it. Akorwo nduri urona kanyamu uga ati ni twa combine ya mweri 28, that way ukagura o ngima tu.

he he he wakinyire ri? ati waheirwo ributi ni rori ya njua namanga? Big Grin

Just fo the record, the sight of naked girls does not excite me too.This is just a debate for good sake. whats up with you? kai Tanganyika irakwonirie atia wathiomo?





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Paka, dont leave now. Remeber you promised us some choma which upto now is somewhere along Mandera-Nairobi rd on the 'carrier' of an old Bedford. We are still waiting for it. Akorwo nduri urona kanyamu uga ati ni twa combine ya mweri 28, that way ukagura o ngima tu.

he he he wakinyire ri? ati waheirwo ributi ni rori ya njua namanga? Big Grin

Just fo the record, the sight of naked girls does not excite me too.This is just a debate for good sake. whats up with you? kai Tanganyika irakwonirie atia wathiomo?


I thought wakanyugi tried to organise for my goat eating but nobody was interested.The thing was snubbed by the members. As a result,i decided to save the money for a grand holiday with Wakanyugi in september. She can attest to that.

I actually walked all the way to Namanga. I got a lift from a GK vehicle to Athi River . A friend of mine came to collect me.


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I thought wakanyugi tried to organise for my goat eating but nobody was interested.The thing was snubbed by the members. As a result,i decided to save the money for a grand holiday with Wakanyugi in september. She can attest to that.

Wakanyugi atakiugire? nii no ndege mburi yaku nii? njira tucemanie jumamosi ndímíríe ndugamíríre nyúmba níguo?





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