hahahaha hiyo ni kali!

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper
Was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and
said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your
Garage door?"

This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his
Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper
work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped
it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, Finally
understood.

He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee From his
secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the Garage
door open did you see my HAMMER parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, No, Boss I didn't. All I saw
was a Starlet with 2 flat tires."

She got promoted!

ninyi muko kuo sana...
hi rimwe twi high school tuamenyerete kwaria githungu na gutranslate ciugo cia gikuyu directly. hindi imwe kiroko kia rucini turi mathaa ma preps head boy tundu yari kanda nyakironda ikiremwo guthuma ikiambia kuheherera kanda iria maikaranitie nayo.hari bus yetagwo budget yathiaga riria mari ateire nyina hakuhi na thukuru itu.ikimuuria;did you hear budget pipping at dawn? kanda iyo ingi igithituka hanini iking'ethia hanini,kiuga "wadult tello me". head boy akimucokeria anireire" wawawa... it was steppen fat! students makimirora othe ikiyugithia ta hatari undu yoiga,"let it come outi with the owner".MOD akiigua akihituka ikinyitwo kifesto yaani na thutha wa njohero ithiage na ciara cia maguru trouser ikiburst rutumo rwa thutha.lalala! mtu wangu boy ndiekirite gotha.kairitu gaikairehau mbere gagitumuka mitheko gakigua na giti maguru iguru. what a day

Wandahuhu, wate mwana niundu wanda? Nuu ungi ndirikania rugano ruru?

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN: OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum



DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

Wa Kihia,
Tupa sauti. We miss laughs. Bring some more.

Heeee andu aaa nyumba kai mwakira atia. Merry xmas n happy new year