....he he he he he
ngunjiri that insha was funny. reminded me of a friend in high school(chinga) when at form two, the boy was told by our swahili teacher to 'tunga sentensi ukitumia maneno haya, kuku na mayai'
the boy thought hard and quick then,
...'kuku alitaga mayai kicha akayatura tuchui'
and that was in high school.

wa kihia,

he he he he hehe!
kau gekuo muno!

nake murutwo umwe utanyitaga kindu cukuru ri, muthenya umwe nimaheirwo kigeranio kia mathabu , riu we ndahaaraga kindu, agiciria aiye he kimwana kiria mariganitie.

Nakio kimwana riria kionire akiiya gikiaamba kwandika anja na benju,tondu mari mathabu ma kwongerera na kuruta, ri, anjaiini kimwana gikiandika; .mendina, cairo, ....................... riu nake murutuo uria akiiya ouria hakiandikituo. kimwana gigicoka gigitharia gikiandika anja wega. riu kai akinyitire kinotii. noriu akiragia andu kambi ati ekire mathabu anja giuka mendina na cairo.

Kariuki na Wagithuri,
Ni mugutuma nyume mbaru ni gutheka! ati akayatura tuchui? he he he he!!!! Ati uria ungi nake akiragia andu mburoti kumera uria ekire mathabu? he he he he!!! hi tuu turi kuo ta thubu wa njege!

He kanda turutaga wira nayo yanjirire igika kigeranio kia "O" level ri, he kiuria giokaga kia geometry ukaheo circle iri na some values cia angles ta 50 degrees, 40, 60, alafu angle imwe igatiguo itari na value igetwo "X" ukeruo "Find X" . Riu David anjirire eciririe hau "X" yari ni kuhithuo yahithitwo examiner endaga one kana candidates ni makoragwo me attentive. Akioya karamu gatune agicora kamugui (arrow) haria "X" yari agicoka akiandika na karamu kau gatune, "It is here" he he he he he!!!! ndimuonaga ngatheka kinya umuthi. he he he!!!

i kai inyui mwathomeire primary cukuru cia gukomwo? nii ndathomeire gicagi na kwaria githweri ni twatishikaga muno...twaheagwo kaindo getagwo monto.riu kamwana kamwe gakihurwo naguku thutha ni mwalimu ni undu wa kwaria gikuyu gagikaya muno gakira mwalimu' woi woi woi mwalimu usinichape niko na sundo' yaani kaugaga kena thundo na thutha. na mutikauge ni nii ndaugire uguo....

Nyumba

Tigai kunjegeka.

Hindi imwe riria twaingirire FORM 1, tugithii kirathi kia CHEMISTRY.

Muthenya ucio niguo twathomithagio "Periodic Table" na andu aingi matioi kiu ni kii ona kana kumenya "short form names for elements".

Riu hindi iyo mwarimu ni oririe atiriri!!

Nuu ugitwira uria maai mandikagwo "with the chemical terminology"?

Riu kanda imwe iria yagituaga muno ati niyo yui ri ikiuga "HIJKLMNO" yaaniriire muno.

Akiirwo acokere, akiuga "HIJKLMNO".

Akiurio nuu wakwirire uguo?

Akiuga "mwarimu witu wa science twi primary niwe watwirire ati ni ni "H to O".

Kuma hindi iyo kanda iyo igituo "H to O"

Thayu nyumba

He he he he he uuuuuuuuui!

Wakuru,wakihia na kariuki, hi mwikungenia muno, githi niguo twina utonga muingi wa mitheko?

He kanda ingi yerirwo yandike anja ya ithabu blackboad ini riahanaga uu;50+40= . riu anja niwakimenya yari kii, noyo yandikire ,=po nginya umuthi uyu itagwo PO.

.....ati po?
kai mwari kirathi gia kaigana?
kweri kweri
na mundu agakiugaga kana niwe wagikire uguo.kana ukuona atia wagithuri

Mutikanjurage na mitheko inyui. Kariuki wa Kihia, 'ati niko na sundo'.

Niwatuma ndirikane kaundu kaariganiire. Kuuria gwitu gicagi nigwokire murigitani Mujaluo, na tundu ndooi Gikuyu, nao andu a gwitu matioi Githwairi wega nikwari na thina muno. Mutumia umwe niagithiire thibitari akiurio "jina gani" nake agicokia "hapa na msundo" onaniriirie haria hathundiite. Shida gani" "Njoki Mugo". Nitondu wa kwaga kuiguithania kimiario murigitani akimwira "nenda tu utapona"

Kihenjo ndaaragia matuhuhu andu aitu.

nake Ithe wa Joel andirikania kanda yeragwo yuuge imwe nginya ikumi. Nayo igacokera "imwe nginya ikumi"

Nyumba

Nimwandirikania !!

Rimwe ndi kihii, Nindaruarire na ngitwarwo thibitari ni maitu.

Kuria ndatwarirwo gwetagwo KWA MATHIA tondu thibitari iyo yambiriirio ni mathia (NUNS).

Riu nigwagituikaga atiri, Nyauthi(africans),matiagiriirwo ni kuheo ndawa makanyuire mucii,tondu ati ni megute kana mariganirwo nigucinyua.

Riu hindi ciothe andu maturaga kuu maathiirwo macindano omuthenya omuthenya.

Nii ndagitwarwo nindagichekirwo nagugituika ngithecwo cindano ya nathutha.

Nii nindetigirite cindano muno, Na hindi iria ndaingirire haria hathecanagwo ngiuria muthecani kana aratheca na cindano iria ndaihu kana iria nguhi.

Ngirwo ni karia gakuhi.
No ndarikia kuruta thuruari ri.

Ndarorire ngiona muthecani anyitite cindano iria ndaihu riu ngimenya ni ndahenio.

Ndarorire maitu,ngiona ndanyitite wega,ngicoka ngirora murango ngiona wi ceng'u.

Ndaticukire ihenya ndi itina itheri,ngiura nginya barabara na ngianjia kuinuka.

Ngitumanirwo anake manyite,No ndagithiaga ta nyaga hire,nindakinyitirwo na ngigithecwo na hinya muingi,nyititwo muno ndikore ringi.

Guoya ukirite murimu.

Thayu nyumba

he he he he .ati wumirire tara uri nuru?
ni wamenya ndirahura mbica ngona kamwana kaumirite ta fikifiki kari nuru.....he he he he he
watuma nyone ta weekend ikinyire....

He he he he he he ! hi,tuathii na mbere uguo tutiguteng'urwo na ihenya tondu gutuikaga ati mitheko ni ithihagia. mungenetie nginya njuragia ndihingura website ino ri nyambe nditururire.

Na turi kirathi gia kana kuri njamba yarikirie thimo ya Githwairi uu

Akili ni TOMBO

he he he hi hi hi lol!
woi woi woi.
that was the best.
akili ni tombo.


sajini you have made my week!!!

kanda ingi nayo ikiragia andu kambi ati uria mwarimu wa mathabu aingiraga kirathi akamarugamithia othe nginya macokie ciuria omundu giake ,riu yatwiraga ati moragio muno the squire of arrowroot .

Gutiri nii heanite kaundu ndekire no ndaririkana kaundu gakwa ninguga. Ndaririkana turi hakuhi gwika kigeranio kia muico pry school ni kwari igeranio cietaguo mock exams. Riu tuareheiruo composition ya, "My school". Kairitu tuathomaga nako gakiandika atiriri:
"My school is.... The president of my school is the headmaster. The vice-president of my school is the deputy headmaster and my school is full of michinda monkeys (michinda nugu - pine trees), lol!!!