Waweru, tuganiire karugano ta ka Joramu. It is memorable to-date!

Whilst we wait for the real one, please enjoy this one:


It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car!

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."

"We can't drive."

"Then why did you buy it?"

"We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed .so we're just waiting.

Wee Gaceri wee, niwe wagana uguo?

: :

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Originally posted by Gacheri:
Whilst we wait for the real one, please enjoy this one:

"We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed .so we're just waiting.

Are they still waiting?

Morning all,

Iii wagatemi, they are still waiting. wina kigacwa

Wagatemi twi mucemanio wa huruma twonire 'Bulls eye ya citizen ya githweri' i. kalembe Ndile akiuga ati dzoro no ndombolo oi kuina. kangenetie muno. ona wangu ari guitwo ni rindasi agitheka.

tamak ndriri ndona papa Shirandula no inspekta rita rimwe...

quote:

Originally posted by Gacheri:

Iii wagatemi, they are still waiting. wina kigacwa

Kigacwa kiheanagwo mundu aremwo ni gutaura ndai na nie ndire mureme Ni heo kondakt yao kirema arume ni kigariure!!! Sawuphona mfwetu?

quote:

Originally posted by kariúki wa kíhia:
Wagatemi twi mucemanio wa huruma twonire 'Bulls eye ya citizen ya githweri' i. kalembe Ndile akiuga ati Dzoro no ndombolo oi kuina. kangenetie muno. ona wangu ari guitwo ni rindasi agitheka.

tamaka ndiri ndona Papa Shirandula no inspekta rita rimwe...

Kalembe ni ariganagirwo ee mucemanio wa PNU akoiga "TIP TIP"
Wangu ambaga kumeria mbere ya kurora karibesheni. Tugigakinya githurano ni tukuona maingi!
Papa Shirandula aretha runi rwa ngiri thate tondu athoni aake kuuma Alego ni maraamucerera
na sekiurete ni Hummer yake ya maguru meeri, yaani baithikiri. No umuteithie?
Inspekta nake aroiga ni ekuniina umaramari woothe "Kona Mbaya"
Geithia Nyairobi yoothe!

Saubona buti, wena unjani?

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Originally posted by Gacheri:
Saubona buti, wena unjani?

Yemboooh! Saphiira!!!

Ungubani igama lako? Lami ngingu.....

Definitions you won't find in the dictionary!

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads
her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that
obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.


"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you
in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely
she can also think

3 men go hunting and get lost in the forest. They are captured by rebels and they are informed that to save themselves, they are to carry out a task. They are told to go, search and look for 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them to the captors. So off they go.

The first man comes back with 10 grapes. So the captors explain the task to him, "you push the 10 grapes up your rectum without showing even an iota of emotions. You show any emotions and you are dead meat!" so he pushes the first, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, on the 5th, the pain is unbearable and he is killed.

The 2nd man comes with 10 dates and the task is explained. So he takes his dates, pushes the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th... when he's about to push up the 10th, he bursts out laughing and is of course killed.

These 2 men meet in heaven. So the 1st man was like, "I must admit the task was too hard and could not bear the pain after the 5th, but you were on your 9th and almost there and would have saved your skin!"
The 2nd man laughs and adds, "I couldn't help it, I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"

Ngunjiri,
I saw this joke a while ago, but the first gentleman was Jomo Kenyatta

The second one Moi

And Kibaki was the third guy