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Originally posted by Gacheri:
Kibaki said "Wewe fanya kazi, na kazi ndio hio, na hio ndio iko. Kwani utafanya ingine gani?.

Kyuks have given it a serious thought.

Many Kenyans have been traveling abroad to seek green pastures. Many are nurses who eventually take their husbands with them. Unfortunately, these men can't find decent jobs and find themselves doing the rat race or funny jobs just to make ends meet.


Some of them find jobs as zoo attendant. But as there are not many wild animals in UK zoos, the institution decides to hire people and have them pretend to be zoo animals - dressed in real animal skins so as to keep zoo attendance figures up.


One Kiuk happily takes up one of the jobs dresses up in a monkey skin doing all sorts of acrobatics swinging from tree to tree. As he is busy entertaining people, he accidentally falls in a lions den. The lion roars so loudly that the "Monkey" shouts MAMAA WEE!! NISAIDIENI!! NAFA LEO!


Then the lion approaches the ALMOST DEAD "monkey" and says ¡°Ni kii we urauga mbu ta mwana?" (nini wewe, unapiga nduru kama mtoto?)

For the resident the event on that day ticket sales almost doubled!! coz people thought it was a unique thing to see a monkey chat with a lion.


Yet till now, nobody knew that those animals were well and truly HOME BOYS!


Mmmhh. Iko kazi.!!