Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

This is funny!Shame on the teacher!He told the biggest lie!He shouldn't have taken the money but maybe he was too broke to resist.What did those boys think about him?I wonder

They probably new he was a big liar and just wanted a confirmation.

Met to many lying teachers in my days. And those who had a problem to face the truth from a kid.

Yes the teacher must have been the biggest liar of his time thoughHappiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.