One day, a teacher asked one of his student.'how old is your father'? the boy replied. "my dad is old as i am" then the teacher asked, how came you are the same age with your father. then the boy answered.because he became a father when i was born, before he was known by the name mark....

Nyumba

Sample this !!

Teacher : "How much would you have if your
father gave you 20 Kshs".

Gitau : "I would only get 0 Kshs".

Teacher : "Gitau you don't know Maths".

Gitau : "You don't Know my father !! "


Thayu nyumba

I gaka nako,Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

oh courier. sick...but i like the way you are thinking

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One day, a teacher asked one of his student.'how old is your father'? the boy replied. "my dad is old as i am" then the teacher asked, how came you are the same age with your father. then the boy answered.because he became a father when i was born, before he was known by the name mark....

Wakinuthu,
i dont get it...he is "those many years" old a father as the kid is.say 5 years...he is a 5 year old father...so...how does Mark come in...? oh..he used to be called Mark,and now he is called "father"? is that it?
hey, am i being slow

hi maria. the joke is somehow tricky but i will explain to you... b4 the boy was born his father used to be called mark but after the baby is born u start to be called father or mother so when the boy was asked how old is your father he started to count from the time he was born and his fathers name changed from mark to baba so and so.

i thought it was that.
nice one.

ENCORE!!!

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God took a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made!"

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land in the eastern part of Africa and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Kenya the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, mountains, streams, hills, and water falls.

The people from Kenya are going to be very handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world holding good jobs. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace, play football and go to the Olympics." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots that will run their government."

They are idiots