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Alcohol warning ------------------ Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. _________________ Regards/MpigaKula!! “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail--- Ralph Waldo Emerson.... | ||
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| "Nyina wa Hazel" Gold Member  |
Mpiga Kura; Do you know the impact of people not driking?? It not only impacts negatively on the person, but the community and the country as a whole.  Let's say people stop drinking today, imagine the steep drop in the sales of the waters of wisdom. Think of the job losses at the breweries, watering holes people frequent and all those downstream activities. Simply put, it will be a very, very sad day across the economic divide if any such thing were to ever happen. Look, because of the drop in sales, brewers and other suppliers will have no choice but increase the prices of their products and services, thereby pushing inflation up! So may you be advised that the country is fighting day and night to contain inflation - the country's number one enemy. Mpiga Kura; kindly think of the social implications of the mischief for the advisories you have writtten above and I tend to think its more political than I can imagine. Dear friends,(all those who down waters of wisdom)let's not force poverty into our homes. This is our little contribution towards this country's economic turnaround effort, yet Mpiga kura is bent on sabotaging our efforts!!!!!!!  BE WARNED::If you continue with this hate camapaign we'll have no choice but to sue!  | |||
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I propose a new type of beverage:  Better then any changa! | |||
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| "Ithe wa Nyambura na Wambui" Platinum Member  |
For once, here is one of Nini's picture that I hate. I thought alcohol has the opposite effect. Emotions are the greatest enemy of rational arguments | |||
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i think that ugly people remark insinuates that ugly guys/chics that one would never give a second glance when sober, are given more than a second glance when one is under the influence of alcohol, so for those who drink and perhaps this has happened to you, when you wake up in the morning and you find this "ugly" looking person sleeping next to you and you wonder what the heck happened!! thats beer!! hope it now makes sense Papa? "It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" | |||
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Kihia this a dedication from you beloved wa karis.He he he he!!! It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. | |||
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Wangu, if i want to dedicate anything to him, you or any other person for that matter, i will do so, dont speak for me. if you want to dedicate it to him, do so and kindly excude me from it. lakini, is this what he does ama? (ni swali tu) "It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" | |||
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| "Nyina wa Hazel" Gold Member |
Hahahahahaha......am dead with laughter! Diranyitika Wangu your mad...kana niureka campaign ya Wa Kihia Mariswo!! | |||
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| "Ithe wa Alvin" Silver Member  |
wa-kanyus umeona they are bringing vuta pumz back?guess we will now be confined to our rokos!
Utarugaga egwatagia nja iina mahiga! | |||
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| "Nyina wa Hazel" Gold Member |
Auiiiiiiiii....what????? vuta pumz is back...eeeeeeh ma...no dukamake...turi ashone maitho ni mbaka...tugokorwo turi mbere ya forthi kiujanja ...turinnyuaga arafu tukariha mudu wa taxi gutukira ha forithi LOL LOL | |||
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Dont fool me wakaris yaani you dont know?its high time you get it from me,and you know wat am soo close to kihia so nothing i misses na sina nia mbaya It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. | |||
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uuuuuuuuuu nimwanjohora muno hahahahaha! Nituinie giting'oe Kari kii! | |||
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| "Ithe wa Muthoni na Jayson" Platinum Member |
Altenatively no murihe Ngunjiri akamukiria road block ini. No nii nindirihagia goro hanini tondu besides kumukiria, ni murienjoyaga company ya Ngunjiri, hehehehe!!! poleni "mûthuri aikarîire njûng'wa onaga kuraya kûrî kîhîî kîhaicîte mûtî" | |||
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| "Ithe wa Muthoni na Jayson" Platinum Member |
Mbugua, Kai marirugamagia kinya miithikiri kana? "mûthuri aikarîire njûng'wa onaga kuraya kûrî kîhîî kîhaicîte mûtî" | |||
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