Maybe Africans should try this.

.It might work.Some people are hilarious.

IF COMPANIES WERE TO ADVERTISE CONDOMS FOR A DAY INSTEAD OF THEIR
PRODUCTS.....THESE ARE THE SLOGANS THAT WOULD POP UP!!!!
1. INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS
NOKIA CONDOMS
CONNECTING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
2. GUARANTEED MONEY REFUND
SAFARICOM CONDOMS
DON ' T PAY FOR WHAT YOU DON ' T USE
PER SECOND BILLING!!!!!!!!!
3. GUARANTEED SATISFACTION
COCACOLA CONDOMS
LIFE TASTES GOOD!!!!!!!!
4. BOOST YOUR ORGASM
ENERGIZER CONDOMS
LASTS UPTO 6 TIMES LONGER!!!!!!!!!!
5. EVERY WOMAN ' S DREAM
WHITE CAP CONDOMS
WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT IN A
MAN!!!!!!!!!
6. FREE FROM DISEASE
CELTEL CONDOMS
WE ' VE GOT YOU COVERED!!!!!!!!!
7. EVERY MAN ' S DREAM
GOOD YEAR CONDOMS
WE HAVE THE WHOLE RANGE !!!!!!!!!!!
8. FROM BOYHOOD TO MANHOOD
VICEROY CONDOMS
SUPBERBLY MATURED BODY!!!!!!!!!
9. TRY SOMETHING WILD
D.T DOBIE CONDOMS
BURN WILD,RUN FREE!!!!!!!!!
10. THE MYSTERY............
CADBURY CONDOMS
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE CRAVING WILL
STRIKE!!!!
11. SPICE UP THE SEX
NESTLE ' CREMORA CONDOMS
IT ' S WHAT HAS BEEN MISSING FROM YOUR
MORNING..
12. DECIDE FOR YOURSELF
CROWN CONDOMS
IF YOU LIKE IT CROWN IT !!!!!!!!!!!
13. MADE IN AFRICA
KENYA AIRWAYS CONDOMS
THE PRIDE OF AFRICA !!!!!!!!!!
14. THE SURE THING
PILSNER CONDOMS
IMARA KAMA SIMBA!!!!!!!!!!
15. THE TRANSFORMATION
COLGATE HERBAL CONDOMS
AHOY MR BEAVER HOW COMES YOUR PENIS IS
SO STRONG........!!!!!!!!!
16. WHERE THE HOTTEST SEX LIES
BATA CONDOMS
THE BOOTS THAT SAY YOU KNOW AFRICA
17. THE POLITICAL
ORANGE FLAVORED CONDOMS
THE PEOPLES CHOICE
18. THE PRESIDENTIAL
CONDOMS OF NATIONAL UNITY
UTAMALIZA HAPA HAPA....NA WAO HUKO HUKO!
KWANI UNAFIKIRI TUTAMALIZA WAPI? KUMBAFF...
Faith is not belief without proof but trust without reservations. -My Childrens Mama.