I will take you to mom by George!
Ok, first lets ger Col. Pickering to ensure that we play fair. Maybe Ngunjiri Wagithuri, Waweru or Papa Daad. But I wonder if they will be willing to place the bet on your behalf.
Instructions
Do not greet my mother Niatia?
Do not tell her how beautiful the moon is
You must also learn about Kikuyu plants, vegetables, trees and some basic info about farming.
My mom does not talk about weather, unless it is the topical issue. You begin by telling her about where you come from.
Will you also be ready to accompany herto the river to fetch water? Kikuyu ladies do not carry things on their heads, can you carry a 20 litter water jerrycan on your back?
If you can then it is a good begining
Emotions are the greatest enemy of rational arguments