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The cook with jiggers in his hands is fighting back. The past surely has a way of coming back to haunt you when you least expect.
When the 'bishop' announced to her followers that she was going to marry Matjeke on the 10th of February 2007 and actually paraded him, his kids and her own kids on the dias, the congregation said amen and haleluiya. Later when a cook claimed to be her husband and the father of two of her sons, he pricked the 'shepherd of the people' on the wrong side.
Her arrogance came out in trillions when she said that her family could not have taken only Ksh. 3,000 as dowry. That she would twist his neck like that of a chicken. That she was a virgin when she was said to have been married. That she did not know the father of her children and she presumed he/they were dead. That she was going to get married anyway and that the train of her dress will be ten metres long.
She went on to get her children to deny their said father and after the interview turned off the lights because she did not want to answer questions from journalists.
How daft can one be in a period of one month?
Now her new love will appear in court instead of the altar!
And this woman is a bishop leading people to Heaven!
And this woman wants to be a Member of Parliament!
Now Kamangu wants money from her ...... does he deserve it?
He claims DNA tests must be conducted on all the children as their mother does not know who their father/s is/were.
What do you guys think about this proof of paternity case?
 
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He also wants his conjugal rights. A colleague came with the theory that he has gone to court to demand his conjugal rights and ati he wants these rights backdated to 2003 when they last met and paid with interest! ha ha ha ha!!!

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Now Kamangu wants money from her ...... does he deserve it?


"mûthuri aikarîire njûng'wa onaga kuraya kûrî kîhîî kîhaicîte mûtî"
 
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That's a good one Ngunjiri - Can a court restore conjugal rights? Wewe mama lazima ........
If that were possible then how would the two fighters actually enjoy those rights even if it was only once?
God save us from this mess.
 
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Big Grin Ngunjiri.
eti back dated conjugal rights? i doubt if the courts can go that far....unless its a judge who hates Wanjiru witha passion.
Lakini kuna haja ya hiyo pesa yooote iende South Africa?
i believe Wanjiru and Kamangu wanaweza enada kado wasikizane haya maneno Kamangu apewe Millioni mbili aachane na hii mambo lakini kwa mambo ya conjugal,hai!! hapana. Amejilisha yeye mwenyewe wacha aseme 'conjugal rights' atapea nani kwa hiari yake mwenyewe.





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Go Kamangu Go!


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Big Grin Sajini Big Grin
if you were in Nairobi you would walk around with 'body guards' atleast around where i work.

Wagatere na Ngima, ni mwona uria Sajini arauga??





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I echo sajini's words

GO kamangu GO!!!!
iam told its the time kamangu is applying wat he learnt in std 2
'ndingitigwo na henwa' go ka mangu go,
sajini tamainire karuimbo kau ringi


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hii kaangu ni kahinda gake gakinyite gakuririkanwo tondu ndigwiciria niekuma ouguo ta muhakuri wa ndegwa.nia neo thendi na icio ciana cimenye ni thakame ya kamangu.


mbaara ti ucuru!
 
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wagithuri, heo thota íngí. uguo niguo kwagíríire





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Kariuki,
Why would Sajini need a bodyguard in your workplace? He should come to my office and all my workmates will gladly be his bodyguards!

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Big Grin Sajini Big Grin
if you were in Nairobi you would walk around with 'body guards' atleast around where i work.

Wagatere na Ngima, ni mwona uria Sajini arauga??


"mûthuri aikarîire njûng'wa onaga kuraya kûrî kîhîî kîhaicîte mûtî"
 
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Ngunjiri wona wanji ngima na wagatere macoka ukwona mwaki.
ati kamangu ka back dítírwo conjugal rights?





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go kamangu go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mutumia uyu niahutirie nderu cia muruthi na tondu mwitemengeri ndoragia ikihoha reke atindikane na kamangu igotini. would she have been more polite things wouldnt have got out of hand.let her give kamangu everything including conjugal rights...


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Ngunjiri ndirona ta urasapoti wanjiru,thiururuka mugumo maita mugwanja,arabu unjire uria guguthii

sajini wiku! Go kamangu go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Ndi o haha Wangu,no rwimbo ndiyakuya "Go Kamangu Go"

..ati backdated conjugal rights... Nyinyi watu haki, mko karibu kunivunja mbavu.

Ngunjiri, thanks for the support. Wa Kihia nieiguira ati ndi murugamirire mathaa twendi boo.

Na wimbo uendelee Go! Go! Go Kamngu Go!


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We Wangu we!
Ndirathaboti Wanjiru na njira iriku nii ona ndenda anguhiririe! Her arrogance stinks. Cia mucii ti como. Wanjiru korwo ni ari mugi ri, angiathire kuri athuri amere uria kuhuana, amatume kiama kuri Kamangu maiguane no ti guthii guathamia kinua ta thubana ya namba bibutini! Na tondu keyoha niko koi uria kariina ri, riu niakuonio uria hathiaga na uhiki wake wi hakuhi biu.
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Ngunjiri ndirona ta urasapoti wanjiru,thiururuka mugumo maita mugwanja,arabu unjire uria guguthii


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