Guys,i dont know whether am the only one who gets irritated whenever sam1 who knows all your names n he is lyk,"wee niuraririo" am telling you that word{wee} pisses me off.

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Originally posted by courier:
Guys,i dont know whether am the only one who gets irritated whenever sam1 who knows all your names n he is lyk,"wee niuraririo" am telling you that word{wee} pisses me off.

yeah, it's not nice. but this happens a lot especially with married couples after a no. of years of marriage. you will hear something like, "wee ndwarira mai mbabu" "wee ukira ni thaa imwe" and such..

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Originally posted by Ngûnjiri®:

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Originally posted by courier:
Guys,i dont know whether am the only one who gets irritated whenever sam1 who knows all your names n he is lyk,"wee niuraririo" am telling you that word{wee} pisses me off.

yeah, it's not nice. but this happens a lot especially with married couples after a no. of years of marriage. you will hear something like, "wee ndwarira mai mbabu" "wee ukira ni thaa imwe" and such..

weee is soooo nasty a word Gosh I hope there will NEVER reach such a time for me to call muthuri wakwa that.I have heard it a couple of times with a friend of mine and i was like WHAT!!don't you know his name.You would rather say ithe/nyina wa ng'ania

I think weee sometimes can be used when you are maybe joking or having fun.Like:wee tiga wana,wee nikii,wee we mundu wa wana muno...that kind of stuff

How Kikuyu's write compostions: LOL LOL

I stood up from bed that morning I drank breakfast very fast. I
applied fat on my face and legs. I painted my shoes and I run like paper to school. I took the corner foolishly at an angel of 90 degrees as if I was carrying a protactor. I just reached when the bell was crying.
The teacher saw me and told me that if I would have been late, he
would have beaten me trees without mathematics. Later, the teacher sent me to the butchery to buy him I kilogram of intestines and one kg of much clothes. He then forgave me with a paper. I also bought stones for the teacher's radio!

Here are some hilarious Kenyan court room moments.
Some of these are new....

LA Reported in the Nairobi Bar Association Lawyers monthly Journal, that the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by lawyers during trials and, in certain cases, the some responses given by insightful witnesses:

1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?" (by Kibugi Muite)

3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?" (Imanyara G.)

4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"

5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"

6. "Did he kill you?"

7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" (some lawyer from Kiambu)

8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

9. "How many times have you committed suicide?" (by Amos Wako)

10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?" A: "Yes."
Q: "And what! were you doing at that time?" (Ochieng Ondeyo Advocates)

11. Q: "She had three children, right?" A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?" A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?" (Mugo Muriuki & Co.)

12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?" A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?" (Kanyi Advocates)

13. Q: "Mr. Kimani, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: "I went to Europe , sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"

14. Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male or female?"

16. Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your lawyer?"

A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."

17. Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."

18. Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?"
A: "Oral."
Q: "How old are you?"
A: "Oral"

19. Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
Q: "And Mr. Mbogori was dead at the time?"
A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."

20. Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?"
A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval."

21. Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
A: "I have been since early childhood

tiga kunizazz! nikio witagwo wakanyus tondu you never stop tickling me. Ile kali ni

"so the conception date was 8th august,
yes, and what were yu doing at that time?

niwanjohora muno wakanyus na gacomposisoni kau

muri ega nyumba nene? ave just 2day discovered this web n i already like it. "ithe wa muthoni", i liked the "muthuri aikariire njung'wa..." proverb. atiriri courier, kanyoka kadogo ni nyoka - ndugiike kendu giitagwo substitution. wakanyugi, i liked the court room moments - nilikuwa nacheka peke yangu kama chizi. no riiri nii ndiandikaga compo uguo ndi cukuru - and the last time i checked, ndiri still a kikuyu!
hoping 2 talk mo with u gayz.

muciirima wi karibu muno guku nyumba...