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Andu a nyumba rekei ndimuhe karugano ka "masaibu" ya arata a JM. He handu twetiirwo kaburi Juma ino irahitukire na tugikinya kuo o wega ta thaa kenda cia muthenya. Nitwakorire mbaru na ndundiro ikihihio o hamwe na kamukimo ka njahi na "kachumbari" .. turageithania ta turaihurirwo irio thaka muno.. thutha wa mathaa ta meri uguo .. mwene nyumba niokire haria athuri na aanake maikarite thi na agitwira ati ena tu-mai twa athuri na mundu ndageke atia ? .. ndakang'are .

Haya .. ndetirie Tusker hehu as usual na arata akwa makigagura ta tu Malt ... Nitwacokire tukiaria maundu maingi na tugithekio muno ni muthuri ucio agituhe ng'ano cia riria mari aaneke miaka mithiru .. 1940s. Njohi ya micuba niacokire igithira .. na tondu Nyota ndihoyagwo uhoro ri.. Muthuri ucuio mwene mucio ucio niacokire kabati akiruta micuba ta itano ya njohi nduru. ... Harari na red lable.. Johny walker na Brandy imwe itari ndona mbere ya muthenya ucio .. o hamwe na whiskey imwe iitagwo "Famous Grouse" na githungu

JM tondu ni mwana mutare ri, .. augire ekunyua mai matheri agitigana nacio ..
Onthe other hand Njamba ciakwa ciakenire muno ciona "Famous Grouse" .. No tu-"Ice Cubes" cietirie igikomia kamucuba thi..

Haya punde si punde mathaa mathiangite ageni makianjia kuihoya hari ene mucii marorete njira cia kwao.. Boy ciakwa hindi iyo irari KON'GO ! ma !.. nginya ikianjia kuaria gikuyu "incoherently" ta kia Mathira.. .. Ta imajini mundu ta Githingithia aritwo ni njohi uria angiaria .. one uguo .. riu on top of that ... ta imajini agiita ruta ta ngombe iracuna cumbi . get the picture ? Big Grin ..

First .. eri mageririe kurugama makigwa thi COMATOSE kabisa !.. Tukimoyanira .. kahora o nginya ngari-ini ...
Secondly .. Uria ungi nake athire kurugama kahinda akihingura ZIP ya jacket na agithii na mbere guiteithia .. alafu isitoshe .. thutha wa kurikia .. akiura mugunda-ini arigitwo gacira gagucoka "main house"..

Anyway to cut the long story short .. Njohi iyo tumiitaga "nganga" .. niundu mucuba wayo ukoragwo ucoretwo Nganga haha mbere... (see pic below)

No iria jamaa ciakwa cianyuire yari "Nganga Mbute" tondu amwe ao matiui uria makinyire micii yao nginya umuthu uyu


 
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"Nyina wa Hazel"
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One hu....tigaga gucera na abatari..manyuaga oo kiria makinyira. Na ndina nganja kana ni arata aku...shadaff..henia mathaai. Ndi na ma niuhoro waku uratuhe LOL...shadau.
 
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JM,

Ati ngihingura jacketi ngiikira atia? Mad Mad Shadau!


"Unless a boy dies young, he surely shall partake of the bearded meat" - Chinua Achebe
 
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"Muru wa Njeri"
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Acio arata aku ni arata a thoni tondu ni akoroku muno ta gacau. they are the people giving beer a bad name, they must have a special place in hell for being so irresponsible.

kai matangihota kwigurira kegi iria mamenyerete kana no kunyua tu tondu matirariha.

koruo ninii mwene kuu inguga macario mabanguo handu hamwe mahakuo rangi wa maguta uthiu macoke maitiririo mai mahehu nigetha maheheruo.


Maisha ni ujaliwavyo si utakavyo
 
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