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Andu a nyumba. nu ungiuga niari murata wama biu? A man decided to march in the holy crusades in a far away country. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt (Genital protection) while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks.
"You gave me the wrong key!" The best friend replied.
Hehehehehehehehee. Urata ni uyu andu a nyumba. Big Grin Big Grin
 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ngorohiu:

ino ti ngorohiu ni mwiri muhiu Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin mwihugei!!!!!!
 
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Ati wauga ni mwiri muhiu Big Grin Big Grin
Nii tinii ndhingurire chastity belt. Arata aingi mahana ta mundu ucio rugano ini ruru. makoragwo magi salivate mona indo ciene. Big Grin Big Grin
Ngorohiu ndari na uru
 
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