Try this one out its fun
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a
falsehood anyway, but your waiter may know!
This is pretty neat. Work this out as you
read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've
worked it out! it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that
you would like to go out to eat. (more than once butless than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
1757 .... If you haven't, add 1756.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born
You should have a three digit number. The first digit
of this was your original number
(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to
restaurants in a week.)
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!)
It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.