one night four university of nairobi students were boozing till late night and didnt study for the test which was scheduled for the next day,in the morning they thought of a plan.They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt then they went to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their way back the car had a tyre burst and they had to push it all the way back and therefore they were not in a condition to sit for the test.the dean heard their cry and asked them to sit for it the third day from then and to be prepared.on the third day the appeared to the dean,he told them it was a special case so they had to be put in different rooms and they had agreed they had prepred well for the test.the test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 marks.and they were as follows. Question 1.
write down your name.................2marks
Question 2.
write the name of the bride and bride groom of the wedding you attended 4days ago?.....................30marks.
Question 3.
what type of the car whose tyre burst?........................20marks
Questin 4.
which tyre burst?.............28marks
Question 5.
who was driving?.............20marks
rongo rongo ta patwa!!!!
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Originally posted by hedimeni mutua(mukaburo): one night four university of nairobi students were boozing till late night and didnt study for the test which was scheduled for the next day,in the morning they thought of a plan.They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt then they went to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their way back the car had a tyre burst and they had to push it all the way back and therefore they were not in a condition to sit for the test.the dean heard their cry and asked them to sit for it the third day from then and to be prepared.on the third day the appeared to the dean,he told them it was a special case so they had to be put in different rooms and they had agreed they had prepred well for the test.the test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 marks.and they were as follows. Question 1.
write down your name.................2marks
Question 2.
write the name of the bride and bride groom of the wedding you attended 4days ago?.....................30marks.
Question 3.
what type of the car whose tyre burst?........................20marks
Questin 4.
which tyre burst?.............28marks
Question 5.
who was driving?.............20marks
rongo rongo ta patwa!!!!
are you sure you are not talking about yourself???nice story what hapened after the results
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Headimeni, Thant was a nice week-beginner. I can just imagine the boys sweating blood, then the fallen faces as they hand in the blank papers to the dean. Or the dean falling in his chair laughing at the nonesence in front of him.
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