Originally posted by Ngorohiu:
Andu aitu, nii ndirauga tuthii na mbere na gutheka nigetha turiganituo ni maria moru marahanika bururi uyu withu. Kana atia meni? Twende kazi..............
One Saturday afternoon a dejected man packs his car on the street and walks to his favourite Nandos for a take-away. On his way back, he meets a beautifully dressed lady. The lady innocently asks him for direction to the newest Tuskermatt in town. The man seizes the opportunity and offers to take her. The gal quickly buys a cosmetic and the man offers to pay for it. On their way out, the man asks, would you mind accompanying me? The girl nods in confirmation.
They get to the car and head for the quiet Karura forest to spend the rest of the evening. They munch the chicken as they caress and fondle like newly wed love birds one would guess. The man’s body temperature rises and feels he needs a bit more. Shamelessly, he asks for it.
The lady replies, sorry I had not told you this but I work as a prostitute but since you are so nice, I will ask only sh 200. The man is stunned but after second thought he offers the lady the cash. They explore each others inner anatomy till 8.00 in the night. They get back to the car but the driver doesn't start the car.
The lady yearns, why can't we go, it's now dark? The man responds, am sorry I didn't inform you that I am a taxi-man. At night we get paid before dropping our clients. I will charge you only sh 450/=. On his mind he had summed up all the costs incurred plus a profit of Sh 100. The gal has no option but to pay. On dropping the gal, the man yelled, it was nice doing business with you, I am and you? , the lady replied. Ooh, mundu wa nyumba. Have a thoughtful DAY
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