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| "Ithe wa Muthoni na Jayson" Platinum Member |
They are both deep and funny. Enjoy Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! Anonymous An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. * Agatha Christie Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. * Oscar Wilde Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. * Scottish Proverb I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. * Sam Kinison A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. * Anonymous Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. * H. L. Mencken Marriage is a three ring circus: * engagement ring ---wedding ring ---suffering When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!" Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married. He says "the wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs....." If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front do, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled, "It really works!" Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. * Anonymous "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." * U2 "Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful." A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. When a man is single, he's incomplete. When he's married, he's finished "mûthuri aikarîire njûng'wa onaga kuraya kûrî kîhîî kîhaicîte mûtî" | ||
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| "Ithe wa Muthoni na Jayson" Platinum Member |
Kariuki, Wangu and Sajini can you hear me here? he he he!!!!
"mûthuri aikarîire njûng'wa onaga kuraya kûrî kîhîî kîhaicîte mûtî" | |||
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and the women have heard you too.. loud and clear!! (No offense taken though)we are too open minded these days  "It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" | |||
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| "Ithe wa Nyambura na Wambui" Platinum Member  |
Ngunjiri, we already are. I was doing my taxes the other day and I literally screamed. However, like I said somewhere, I am working on a way to circumvent the issue. Emotions are the greatest enemy of rational arguments | |||
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Ngunjiri, we already are. I was doing my taxes the other day and I literally screamed. However, like I said somewhere, I am working on a way to circumvent the issue.[/QUOTE] sajini pls share with me these ways,think not a simple task to some of us. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. | |||
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| "Ithe wa Muthoni na Jayson" Platinum Member |
Some more to ponder.... Enjoy! Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your ******ity. ........................................................................ I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ........................................................................ Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ........................................................................ If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ........................................................................ Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ........................................................................ How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ........................................................................ Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ........................................................................ One should love animals. They are so tasty. ........................................................................ Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ........................................................................ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ........................................................................ The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ........................................................................ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ........................................................................ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ........................................................................ "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ........................................................................ There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ........................................................................ "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ........................................................................ "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ........................................................................ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ........................................................................ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ........................................................................ A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........ "mûthuri aikarîire njûng'wa onaga kuraya kûrî kîhîî kîhaicîte mûtî" | |||
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very interesting indeed, hope your boss does not know your desk is a sation? "It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" | |||
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| "ithe wa *Dave n vickie*" Gold Member  |
wao! mbaara ti ucuru! | |||
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Ngunjiri! Nima niwe%%%%%%%%  Haro ni ya muka uri ihii! Nituinie giting'oe Kari kii! | |||
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While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die -- whether it is our spirit, our creativity, or our glorious uniqueness. You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you dont try. Haro ni ya muka uri ihii! Nituinie giting'oe Kari kii! | |||
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