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hehehe....hau ni wa numa...no ona kuri uguo ..kila mtu atauchukua abebe mzigo wake mwenyewe..muratina uranyuire urio wiki..

Sorry! no tinie ni kirori ndironire kiandikituo uguo nahaha thutha.

Thubu na pilipili ni dawa Njega ya hang over.


All the same muratina ukwenda standardisation (utwaruo gwa Kebs) nigetha mundu akamenya stregth yaguo.

Andu aria marakorokera njohi ya tuhu ta Muhuthia nao magie dscipline.

Kanyoni kanjira njira muratina uflushaguo na mituma iri kana itatu, riu nie tondu ndireda kuflush biu thiririkie yakwa ina mihehu.

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Originally posted by Muhuthia:

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hehehe....hau ni wa numa...no ona kuri uguo ..kila mtu atauchukua abebe mzigo wake mwenyewe..muratina uranyuire urio wiki..

Sorry! no tinie ni kirori ndironire kiandikituo uguo nahaha thutha.

Thubu na pilipili ni dawa Njega ya hang over.


All the same muratina ukwenda standardisation (utwaruo gwa Kebs) nigetha mundu akamenya stregth yaguo.

Andu aria marakorokera njohi ya tuhu ta Muhuthia nao magie dscipline.

Kanyoni kanjira njira muratina uflushaguo na mituma iri kana itatu, riu nie tondu ndireda kuflush biu thiririkie yakwa ina mihehu.

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MIHUTHIA- wamabuku aremuo ni gukinyira matunda maria meru. oigire ona mothe ni maruru..kumbe gaikitie mahiga maria meethi makagwa...wanywa kumi kumi waremuo ni kugura muratina , ugee ati muratina thiku ichi riu ti mwega....Tu unywete na gathee weekendi wega biu..na tutira complain...

II Muratina uyu muraria uhoro wagwo ni uria wa "mayor King'ori"?

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wanywa kumi kumi waremuo ni kugura muratina , ugee ati muratina thiku ichi riu ti mwega....Tu unywete na gathee weekendi wega biu..na tutira complain...

Nyuaga uria specialy brewed na Uki (waikamba)na ngogoyo (ya ha gatinga Dagoreti market) ukahagiruo ni expert na ukarutuo mairiti.

Koi ucio uranyuire ni wa cukari ugacoka ugacaririo tucuki tunini na magua cigekiruo hau cia guthimania!
Ndugacoke kunyua Muratina ta ucio kana uremaitho!
Kana ukanyua ha Wamburu muratina mwega haria Waruku. Sawa!

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Originally posted by courier:
II Muratina uyu muraria uhoro wagwo ni uria wa "mayor King'ori"?

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Thanks alot! u have made my day end wth a hearty laughter..hehehe ati mtoto wa nyoka ni kanyoka kadogo.....
HE HE>> amba utuire iyo ya "mayor Kingori" ni iriku..twahota kuga niyo akoruo athondekaga, mixed grill ya keroche na kbl

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All the same muratina ukwenda standardisation (utwaruo gwa Kebs) nigetha mundu akamenya stregth yaguo.

Kumbe ti muratina mani! ni kangara ta iria iraitiruo Kawagware saa.
Urekiruo kinya fertiliser kanda cianyua kiongo gigaikara ta kabici.
Nginya preservative ya morgue, Hi! nigetha hakiri ciakua igaikara citekurot.

Be carefull what you drink!

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Originally posted by Muhuthia:

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All the same muratina ukwenda standardisation (utwaruo gwa Kebs) nigetha mundu akamenya stregth yaguo.

Kumbe ti muratina mani! ni kangara ta iria iraitiruo Kawagware saa.

Be carefull what you drink!

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Wangu, KIhia / headmeni pls take note......no kaî nie ndîrî hoîî!!!!!

andu akegitutigicemanie harie ha wajimmy muthenya wa saturday turianire kanyama
kana atia?
ningaigiririthia kanyama.

muhuthia ndukanatire....

Kegi yakwa ningwendete ta gichuhi kiri kiara
kana nguo iria ciakwa cia torooo
ningwendete ta gichichio kierekeirio kuri riua
kana ichungwa mweri-ini wa mugaa

He he he he he ni muthenya ungi mwaure wa Kegi.

Muhuthia- ruciu hedimeni ndagituitira kanyama haria ha wajimmy..........na tutingikiria turi nda theri

Wagatemi-riu ninjui nduri mung'aru muno. umira hau mung'etho weterere mbathi iyo itagwo 'nguhiuha ngithii ku' nindaneana kanyamu ungikundukia

Koi- we anga niwatigire kegi we....

Koi- we anga niwatigire kegi we....[/QUOTE]...

shandau...ndigane na kegi, chiana chia staff chia Kbl chithome na nduuu!!!!..niundu ndagukiyire njaa wathie bikini..

HEHE, ATI HEADMENI, kegi na kanyama kari ha MY number 1A wajimmy. Riu kaba nyambe nginyithie number gathee njaa,ona ndîrie thafari ya guthie gwa kagame, nigetha hote kuona dearest wajimmy. Ira Wajimmy ekire convertable teeth ruchiu...

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muhuthia ndukanatire....

Hedimeni ikira kanyama no nginya njuke, thaa inyanya ikigutha uguo ngoruo ndihau juma mothi ino.

Wakihia, Uka turianire kanya gaka na mukuje na Koi. sawa?

Good morning Kegi people, another great Kegi day is here, thank God for his favour.

Mani Week end ino mwena wa kegi ndi nja muno. For as long as I can remember I have always kept the kegi day.

Weeki ino yothe afya yakwa ti njega kuma ndanyua kangara riu no ku recuperate.

So all you good Kegi people enjoy your kegi this evening na munyue nginya yakwa ni ndamurathimira.

Otherwise record yakwa ni ndandika arrears cia kunyua kegi kuoguo when I am up and about no nginya ndihirie iyo ya umuthi na kuhingurira tuburaita tweri

Scientists have finally proved that kegi makes the opposite sex appear 100% more beutifull!

so an old hag will appear

after 1 beer= interesting
2 beers = probably beutifull
3 beers= beutifull
4 beers = very beutiful
5 beers = attractive
6 beers = irresistibly beuty
7 beers = miss world
8 beers = ? eerr
so when you go for kegi do not look at the girls concentrate on your drink unless of course you are drinking at hunters pub

my partners in kegi...haha hari na uhoro gitau....

http://www.medicinenet.com/alcohol_and_nutrition/page2.html...

Koi, thanks for the link.

hena uhoro muingi no haria ndanyita hareruo 'never drink on an empty stomach' nanii ngoiga kweli kabisa!