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"Ithe wa V, W na R
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"mumias sugar"- 01sep...hau hena mundu wa guikiruo harambee.kana tumutumire kegi na keroke xpress.
ngai fafa, Wagatemi ugusurvive atia riu? buracha menye uhoro waku.

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Niki ngabu gutuika Muteja?
Kana ni kamunguriu guthira mwaki?
Menya maundu makwa muri na Koi ni ndamenya ni mwiiiciragia my welfare yakwa mnomno.
Musamaria mwema ni atumwo na o wagatuu!! Big Grin Big Grin Razzer


There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
 
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"mumias sugar"- 01sep...hau hena mundu wa guikiruo harambee.kana tumutumire kegi na keroke xpress.


Musamaria Mwema niyo ingikinyia narua Razzer Razzer


Kihia na muhuthia - sambazai utheithio wanyu na mpesa nigetha ndumire wagatemi tathika crate..musamaria mwema irakuura machakos airport thaa kenda kriiiiiiiiiiii...gathimu gakwa kare on.
 
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Kihia na muhuthia - sambazai utheithio wanyu na mpesa nigetha ndumire wagatemi tathika crate..musamaria mwema irakuura machakos airport thaa kenda kriiiiiiiiiiii...gathimu gakwa kare on.


Ni aheo itatu mihehu accounti yakwa!


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Ni aheo itatu mihehu accounti yakwa![/QUOTE]

Wagatemi ndunahura refoti back ati niwanyita kegi citu.kana urachikareire weremuo ni wira umuthi.ngu hope niuranyitire kinya arufaro chia mama courtesy of wakihia.geithia ari matenguraga gakima kare riko.
 
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"Ithe wa V, W na R
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Wagatemi ndunahura refoti back ati niwanyita kegi citu.kana urachikareire weremuo ni wira umuthi.ngu hope niuranyitire kinya arufaro chia mama courtesy of wakihia.geithia ari matenguraga gakima kare riko.

Consignment ndiri irakinya nguigua Musamaria Mwema aroiga he murigo urarutiirwo haaria standikhisa njira ya guthii Kilingili na maroiga anga ni uria muraneanite.
Cookai o haaria coro na mutikanoge wikendi niyo ino Big Grin Big Grin
Andu aakwa aa tukima thaa ici mari o toro maraire wira wa guteng'ura tunyungu twene no ngukinyia ngeithi mathaa mangi.


There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
 
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Muthenya ungi munene wa kegi niwakinya.
Thanks to God for seeing us through the week and bringing us thus far.

Muthenya ugukinya hatiri undu ungi no kwihariria guthirikia kegi na kwanja mundu eikire kegi akimenyaga mweri uyu ukoraguo na maundu moru na niguo andu aingi mathoithaga.

Some funny pubs are mushroming in the CBD woe unto if you find your self there. Last Sat I went to the one at Pioneer house, my sense of decency was greatly offended.
I was accousted right left and centre by the most ugliest belly buttons, loose and hanging out mamary, whatever you call those outfits thatdont reach the waist and leave the underwear showing. utterly disgusting!

There are coolest bars in Nairobi West, Kiambu road and of course Westlands.

Be warned.

Umithi kegi ni Karibionia haria wahituka Kabete/Umbrella choma ya handu hau itumaga mundu erume ciara

Nice weekend every one


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HEHEHEEH!
ati muhuthia wa meeta atia .....achio nimatuthukiirie ritwa biu biu.makwenda gukumithio biu..wira wao ni kugetha iria muturite muethete wiki ng'ima..mabatie kumunya ati muthenya wa members day ni wa andu achore na karamu ka rangi..

hehe, ukwenda uthame town biu.
kihia no akwire ndeto chia town tondu athiaga haria chemil, akagiruo ni mama na muhiraga kiroko, last week niho anyuaga ainukire satoh kiroko atare ona kiratu..

To all ladies in the house:Leo ni siku yetu!
TODAY,we will b hosted at The Crystal Bar at Panari centre for a sumptouse dinner n dance dabbed " The corporate dance", starting at 8.00.
Koguo niugukoruo wabanga munduz by thaa igiri akurehe hoo..entry fee i think its around 2k per person, am not soo sure.wanyona kando ni ngukuingiriria ga thutha.
Atimia a guild onao moke, ngwihoka kuina kinya chia kigosho na wa jordan niaguka koguo Wa Thiga umuthi ndugatumane.
Nake Mr uri na Mrs amurehe nigetha tukenanire hamwe...

razimuoi

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HEHEHEEH!
..entry fee i think its around 2k per person, am not soo sure coz av just received the invitation.


Mad Mad

Entry fee................. KShs 2,000

Taxi/Fuel to Panari...........KShs 2,000

Beer(Guiness Kubwa@Kshs 250X8).....KShs 2,000

Gross Total in Panari..............Kshs 6,000


At Chemil beer at KShs 75.......6,000/75=80 beers

At Pizza Garden beer @Kshs 140.....6,000/140=43 beers

At boulevard beer @Ksh 130.........6,000/130=46 beers

At upperhill (Visa place, levan, gazebo etal)....6,000/120=50 beers

At rwathe or joguini.....6,000/65=92 beers



We Koi weeee! Mad


"Unless a boy dies young, he surely shall partake of the bearded meat" - Chinua Achebe
 
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Mad Mad

Entry fee................. KShs 2,000

Taxi/Fuel to Panari...........KShs 2,000

Beer(Guiness Kubwa@Kshs 250X8).....KShs 2,000

Gross Total in Panari..............Kshs 6,000


At Chemil beer at KShs 75.......6,000/75=80 beers

At Pizza Garden beer @Kshs 140.....6,000/140=43 beers

At boulevard beer @Ksh 130.........6,000/130=46 beers

At upperhill (Visa place, levan, gazebo etal)....6,000/120=50 beers

At rwathe or joguini.....6,000/65=92 beers



We Koi weeee! Mad[/QUOTE]

Frowner Frowner

BED BUG!...shandau wewe....
kai wishiragia atimia turi a shiringi igiri KANA turiraga mbering'i ta inyui...ona Tusker malt yauma 500 no tuguthii. umuthi ona MRS waku ekuo muno, tubangire nake tene.
 
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"Muru wa Njeri"
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Originally posted by Koi:
HEHEHEEH!
..entry fee i think its around 2k per person, am not soo sure coz av just received the invitation.


Mad Mad

Entry fee................. KShs 2,000

Taxi/Fuel to Panari...........KShs 2,000

Beer(Guiness Kubwa@Kshs 250X8).....KShs 2,000

Gross Total in Panari..............Kshs 6,000

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Salaalah waa! ndaguathi nikumaka. Ati kii? Mani hau ona ndingikuhiriria iyo ni nightmare Mad

Koi Mad Mad weeshe Ona ingiuka kuo kegi no ireme kumeruka.

Na ma na ma ndaririkana iyo ati ni kegi ya weekendi ithatu, kana kugurira gicagi kigima thiku igiri na gucoka Nairobi.
Mani cinyuo na muthenya umwe! MadApana! ona kaba ngacarie Wakihia kuria Chemil tunyue twenda kuinuka maguru matheri tuinuke.Akigiruo ni muhiriga nii haicio mugogoteni.

Tarora opportunity cost haha kianda
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At Chemil beer at KShs 75.......6,000/75=80 beers

At Pizza Garden beer @Kshs 140.....6,000/140=43 beers

At boulevard beer @Ksh 130.........6,000/130=46 beers

At upperhill (Visa place, levan, gazebo etal)....6,000/120=50 beers

At rwathe or joguini.....6,000/65=92 beers



We Koi weeee! Mad


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Dudu,


Andu aria wonaga makinyua mai lunch hour, makiugaga ni kudiet makiumagia mieu makoraguo matwaranite kundu ta guku.


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HEHEHEEH!
..entry fee i think its around 2k per person, am not soo sure coz av just received the invitation.


Mad Mad

Entry fee................. KShs 2,000

Taxi/Fuel to Panari...........KShs 2,000

Beer(Guiness Kubwa@Kshs 250X8).....KShs 2,000

Gross Total in Panari..............Kshs 6,000


At Chemil beer at KShs 75.......6,000/75=80 beers

At Pizza Garden beer @Kshs 140.....6,000/140=43 beers

At boulevard beer @Ksh 130.........6,000/130=46 beers

At upperhill (Visa place, levan, gazebo etal)....6,000/120=50 beers

At rwathe or joguini.....6,000/65=92 beers



We Koi weeee! Mad


Haii.. niki mathabu mariitu ma minus and multiplication nyiingi. Riri ithabu ona ri na mistake. Atumia matihuthagira Guiness Kubwa, so make it anything from Kes 500 per small glass of whatever other drink.

Na hau niho turi..... Its our eveining na tukainuka kiroko


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No wonder ni atimia marathi kuo.

Iam sure those men who will be unfortunate enough to be dragged into that place will be wearing a very scared and terrified look. Most will be absent minded(doing mental maths)red eyed and fidgetty. Some will be scratching their heads in agony, dancing mechanically if at all with horror written all over the face.

Infact dudu was very fair because entry 2 pax + fare = 6,000 already even before a single beer drinks!

On top of it utinde ukundance handu ga kunyua kegi, aca wee riu ni itheru!


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Haii.. niki mathabu mariitu ma minus and multiplication nyiingi. Riri ithabu ona ri na mistake. Atumia matihuthagira Guiness Kubwa, so make it anything from Kes 500 per small glass of whatever other drink.

Na hau niho turi..... Its our eveining na tukainuka kiroko


Ni gia kuguru kuu!reke ndimahe breakdown njega!

lets start wth before we get to panari:
Hair do/manicure n pedicure before the occasion - 2500
Entry Fee - 2000
taxi -marega gututuara - 2000
per glass of watever drink - 500 x 5 drinks- mostly wine n tusker malt.2500

TOTAL 9000.

RUKI no anga tugithukumaga na muichi tumukuite na mugongo,tupatane hapo hapo...
hehehe no ukimenye wifange ha machafi ma nyumba wahota kwaga kuhinguriruo ni githee thaa ikumi chia kiroko.
Hakwa ni ndefanga, anakoruo ndimugure na mburi na ngatinirio kiande koguo ndikinyithio njaa,
cnfirmed - MRS KIHIA
MRS MUHUTHIA
MRS DUDU MZURI
Ruki na Koi..
 
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"Ithe wa V, W na R
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Hakwa ni ndefanga, anakoruo ndimugure na mburi na ngatinirio kiande koguo ndikinyithio njaa,
cnfirmed - MRS KIHIA
MRS MUHUTHIA
MRS DUDU MZURI
Ruki na Koi..


Giirai Mrs wakwa na mukamucokia o monday ruciini Big Grin Wink


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MRS MUHUTHIA
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