Some of these makes you laugh.
- ndikuinuka umuthi bar & restaurant.
- munyaka bar and restaurant.
- tukundanire bar and restaurant
- wenda gikeno bar and restaurant
- Múúkio ta wa njogu Bar and Restaurant
- Túcungwa twega Bar and Restaurant.
- Mungiki Bar and Restaurant
- Reke maarie Bar & Restaurant
- Nyakinyua Nungu Bar & Restaurant
- Kamushugwa or kamuchugwa 'ini
- Kíragita kíruithio Bar & Restaurant.
- Sina tabu bar and hideout.
- Kumi Kumi Bar Restaurant and Lodge
- Ripa kabra ya Kunywa Bar, Restaurant
- Kurara Lodge
- Kanyanyaini Bar Restaurant and Lodge
- Ripa Kesho Bar restaurant and Lodge
- Niinyuo niinyuo bar restaurant and Lodge
- Dynamo cia Makeri Pub
- Athamaki A Kabati
- Mera Cinoke Kibera Pub & Rest
- Wazee wa kazi Bar & Rest
- Mucene Bar & Rest
- Magomano Bar & Rest
- Githeri-ini Bar and Restaurant:
- Tonyia inji ikumi Bar and Restaurant:
- Redi cia Muthithi Bar and Restaurant
- Bar and Restaurant
- Kuhuura kanua bar & restaurant
- Gukena bar and restaurant
- Magomano ma athuri bar & restaurant
- kuda-kuda bar and restaurant
- Kahuruko kega bar& Restaurant
- Moi Ndagacoka Bar and Restaurant
- Nyaka~nga bar& Restaurant
- Miitu ya ndaracaini bar and restaurant
- Wandahuhu kwendia mwana bar and restaurant.
- Thoko ya mitugo miaganu bar and restaurant.
- Kariua ni mucii Bar and restaurant.
- tuthugumire cia kahua bar and restaurant
- Ukuigua uguo bar and restaurant
- kahuruko ga kabati bar and restaurant.
- thendi cia Bonathi bar and restaurant.
- Mung'ari wa saba saba bar and restaurant.
- Wandindikira kii Bar and restaurant.
- MUGITHI Bar and Restaurant
- GUTAHEKA NA KWONA DUMA Bar and Restaurant
- Kikuyu Anadinya Jal! uo Bar
- Tahika na ukome bar and restaurant
- Kunywa ta magui ikumi.... bar and restaurant.
- Ringika bar and restaurant.
- Njoroge ee ruraya... bar and restaurant

Sajini!

Geithika mundu wa nyumba. Atiriri hatari ithako ri, are these real names of businesses? Ukai na mutigoke naguku ndi.

Kenyan's are goners!
Ndatheka ndenda kugua!

Suzy,
Nindageithika,
Nima mariitwa maya nimoonekaga bururi witu. ongorwo uri na nganja, ta roiraga ngathiti ya Sunday Nation magazine ya BUZZ "katuuni-ini ya 'Head on Corrishon" na niuriyonagira magegania.

ii Sajini uguo urauga niguo. Ungithoma hau Nation ya jumabiri niukuona maritwa mangi ma magegania ta mau. Ona nii ingiririkana maritwa maria nyonaga guitu ma bar kana ma nduka na nyumba ingi cia wonjoria thekaga muno. Ona Suzy ungiririkana maritwa mamwe wanona nduka-ini cia nakuu kwanyu kana uthiite gucera handu ni maritwa ma gugukenia. Nindirikanaga nakuu guitu kwari mbathi yetaguo "Tonya umbuke, ni Nyahururu kana matu-ini" ha ha ha. Na andu mamiendete muno.

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- Kurara Lodge

kurara = to stay (overnight)

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kikuyu bar names

"Sajini" should have been one of them.

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Suzy,
Nindageithika,

Ngima was "Suzy"?

NEDATHEKA MONO.

I used to know of a scrap metal with the name
"wengi wanataka mimi wambiro niagunke, sita'anguka wambiro garage".

Jino Moja Mswaki wa nini Lodging

karumaindo bar
utugi club
club gituamba

mworoto bar,

gwitu kwanja maritwa mari mafunny muno, tiga ni nguria tondu nindiganiirwo

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Originally posted by njung'e wa wamaitha:
karumaindo bar
utugi club
club gituamba

Maru A
Maru B
Maru C
New Muteremuko-Bar and Lodging
Old Muteremuko-Bar and Restaurant
Irima-Pub
Kihonia Pub and Bar

Hahahahaha ROFLMAO .ati New and Old Mutermuko bar...Wagatemi aria am sure these are your establishments.....hehehehe.

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Originally posted by wagatemi:
Maru A
Maru B
Maru C
New Muteremuko-Bar and Lodging
Old Muteremuko-Bar and Restaurant
Irima-Pub
Kihonia Pub and Bar

Talking of bars, restaurants and lodgings, I realized that the small time lodgings keep slippers of opposite colors to prevent theft.

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Originally posted by Wakanyugî:
Hahahahaha ROFLMAO .ati New and Old Mutermuko bar...Wagatemi aria am sure these are your establishments.....hehehehe.

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Originally posted by wagatemi:
Maru A
Maru B
Maru C
New Muteremuko-Bar and Lodging

sadau!!!!They are real and at the extremes of a one street town in western called SHIBALE
Old Muteremuko-Bar and Restaurant
Irima-Pub
Kihonia Pub and Bar

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Originally posted by sajini:
Talking of bars, restaurants and lodgings, I realized that the small time lodgings keep slippers of opposite colors to prevent theft.

Most of them will keep only left leg slippers in one room and right leg ones into the next room and funny still, the slippers are of different colours and sizes.

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Originally posted by njung'e wa wamaitha:
karumaindo bar
utugi club
club gituamba

Nima Njung'e. Utugi na Gituamba cii Nyaikuru.

Na ungienda kumenya kuria Wakihia, Wangu, Hedimeni na Wa Wambui manyuaga kegi makihuguraga kila saa makore Karuma things kuu Nyairobi.