MY FIRST TIME to milk....

It was my first time ever And I'll never forget
I'd do it again Without a single regret.
The sky was dark, The moon was high. We were all alone
Just she and I. Her hair was soft, Her eyes were blue
I knew just what She wanted to do.Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine,I ran my fingers,Down her spine.
I didn't know how But I tried my best,I started by placing, My hands on her breast.I remember my fear
My fast beating heart But slowly she spread
Her legs apart. And when I did it, I felt no shame
All at once, The white stuff came.
At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever

At milking a cow...

NOW ALL U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS AND GET BACK TO WORK.....

please... MpigaKura!

MpigaKura
You message is ambivalent. It all depends on the intention and the context in which you say it.

Now let me spoil your joke. Some lexical items have animacy restrictions. That is why we have maiti ya Hassan, but not mzoga wa Hassan .

Your use of the term breast shows some naughty intention

And also why would a learner milk a cow at night?

And for some of us who have done the real milking, the hair is not soft at all .



You know how to rig big time. How did you become a gold member when you have only been here for a few days.

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You know how to rig big time. How did you become a gold member when you have only been here for a few days.

THATS CUZ HE ISNT.

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And for some of us who have done the real milking, the hair is not soft at all

which hair are you talking about here?

Good question! I had also wondered the same

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You know how to rig big time. How did you become a gold member when you have only been here for a few days.

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Good question! I had also wondered the same

what is it with u guys... HE ISNT...its just a title

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Originally posted by sajini:
MpigaKura
You message is ambivalent. It all depends on the intention and the context in which you say it.

Now let me spoil your joke. Some lexical items have animacy restrictions. That is why we have maiti ya Hassan, but not mzoga wa Hassan .

Your use of the term breast shows some naughty intention

And also why would a learner milk a cow at night?

And for some of us who have done the real milking, the hair is not soft at all .


You know how to rig big time. How did you become a gold member when you have only been here for a few days.

Hi Mr. Sajini;
I can see that you have even changed your photo to a skeleton just to express your angry for my Joke.

By the way am sorry to all Kikuyu members regarding my joke.

Challenges makes perfect.

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By the way am sorry to all Kikuyu members regarding my joke.

Mpigakura,
To me I think you should not be apologetic at all! I must admit the first time I saw that joke (somebody forwarded to me by email), I was so tickled because I was not reading it as a literary critique to check where a dot on top of i is missing or where a comma is left out. I read it as it was: A JOKE!

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A JOKE!

Haro ni ya muka uri ihii!

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A JOKE!

yes wakarima, i took it just as that! it's good to easen up a bit sometime

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which hair are you talking about here?

Maria, out of curiosity, do you know how to milk?

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Originally posted by Ngunjiri wa Wakuru®:

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which hair are you talking about here?

Maria, out of curiosity, do you know how to milk?

I DONT SEE ANY COW HERE,

Mpiga Kura i hope you are as witty as the jokes you post and may be you should come for one of the get togethers and you and i can have a mchonowano session. ha!

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Mpiga Kura i hope you are as witty as the jokes you post and may be you should come for one of the get togethers and you and i can have a mchonowano session. ha!

Trust Titus to challenge someone for a mchongowano session! But unfortunately he is very far away in the land of Pharaoh

how can it be soft