maybe their cows have soft skins.who knows whether he meant real cows or not?

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Originally posted by Lilian Ndonga:
how can it be soft

Lol!!

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how can it be soft

Lilian,
Welcome to nyumba. Na wakinya guku guitu uciti dauni! Kuu Mbotithwana kweruo atia? Uri Molepolepole (lol!) kana Haborone kana Kanye kana wi mwena uriku?
Ninjukite kuu maita kathaa na ndi arata aingi muno mucii ucio wa thwana.

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Originally posted by Papa Daad:
Sanjini,

Ukinyitanyitia andu aria angi mburiki-ri, ona ciaku ukanyitanyitia. Rekei turirikane mwendwa ni-iri Ngima atwirire ni kuri aciari mahuthagira Kikuyu.com guthomithia na gutaara ciana ici nyinyi.

Kuoguo ni wega tukageragia kwaga kwenja mbutu na tukarere ngobe.

Papa Daad,
Nindaigua. Rimwe kiimbundi niiterethega hanini ciugo ikanyitwo kwa njira iria mundu ateguthugundite.

Nii nguugaga ni my first time ya gwiika ati.....na muti kuonga.

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And for some of us who have done the real milking, the hair is not soft at all .

Sajini!!!! what are you telling us??

So, care to tell us what this "real milking" is all about?
(I doubt its the milking Kikuyus don't do, how can they w/o cows?)

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Originally posted by Ngûnjiri®:

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which hair are you talking about here?

Maria, out of curiosity, do you know how to milk?

If its the "milking" in the joke, then, How would I know? I'm a "cow".

Otherwise, I have not milked a cow before. Only seen it on TV. But I have touched a cow.

You people are looking for mysteries where none exist. I meant milking a cow, literally. Going under a cows mammary with a bucket. And cow hair is not so soft. when it is, it sticks on your head. Its 10 years now since I last did it. Not something I looked forward to.

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when it is, it sticks on your head.

and what would you be thinking sticking your head under a cow?

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Originally posted by Maria:

and what would you be thinking sticking your head under a cow?

I can see you ahve answered Ngunjiri's question. You have never milked a cow. If you have, you would know.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by sajini:
You people are looking for mysteries where none exist. I meant milking a cow, literally. Going under a cows mammary with a bucket. QUOTE]
Mundus, being your first time milking a cow, you must be assisted no matter how big you are strength or agewise. How can you just go milking a cow, and at the same time notice that it's "hair" is rough, you carries a bucket with you, Milk the cow, yet it's your first time to do it. COME ON !!!!!!!!
But all the same, this one is a nice joke depending on an individual.

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But all the same, this one is a nice joke depending on an individual.

....wonder why MpigaKura wrote it here and not in the JOKES forum....
Pregnancy/Parenting....Milking cows/hair?????

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Originally posted by Maria:
....wonder why MpigaKura wrote it here and not in the JOKES forum....

It was "JUST" a joke, that is why.